You make me sick!! You think it's ok to go to the pub, have "a few" drinks, and then get into your car. You think it's ok to then drive like a lunatic, so hard into a parked car that you shunt it 20 feet.
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A CHILD!!!! That could have been MY child!!!
And then you stand there, saying that you got unlucky, because you got caught.
Unlucky would be running someone over, or hitting a car with people in it. Unlucky would be driving into a bus shelter, with a queue of waiting people.
So you are going to lose your licence. Big deal! You should lose more than that, and, if I had my way, I'd be at you with a scalpel blade to your rather needed parts.
But instead I have to be polite, treat you like a human being, rather than the animal you are. At least I get to hand you over to the waiting police.
Phew!! That feels better - back to work.
Make like Bender
1 week ago