Saturday 9 May 2009

It's Early In The Morning

04:10: "Hi there, it's John in Control. Are you available to go to a trapped RTA in TinyTown?" I get up, get dressed in the dark, kiss Mrs RRD goodbye, and set off down the stairs. I suggest to myself, as I make my bleary-eyed way to the car, that in future I will pay much more attention to which way round I put my pants on, as I now have an industrial-sized wedgie!

I put my jumpsuit on and sit in the car, squirming uncomfortably, as I punch in the details to my Sat Nav.

04:14: "Hi there, it's John in Control. The trapped RTA is now out and walking around, with no injuries. I can stand you down. Sleep well." I take the key out of the ignition, take my jumpsuit off, stumble upstairs and climb back into bed, wondering how long it will be before sleep finds me again.

4 comments:

  1. Well at least you didn't have to intubate by the roadside with a wedgie...:D

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  2. Atleast it wasn't me calling for you this time RRD

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  3. Ah, Blue Flash, you have the advantage on me. I don't recognise your tag...

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  4. Ah that will keep you guesssing.....

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